EmilyMoonDriftwood

The reason why Chuck Norris, General Grievous, and Jack Bauer kill so many people is that those people are in the way when they are running away from Clancy Brown. Clancy Brown was born holding a giant goblet full of sheep's blood.  He held it high, saying in a commanding voice, "Behold your master!"  He then took a drink and spewed it on the doctor and all the nurses. Clancy Brown beat Anorexia.  Then he got carried away and beat everyone in the room. If Clancy Brown was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Teddy Kennedy and had a gun with two bullets, he would belch so loud they would all disintegrate.  Then he would beat up the gun for on